From BtvsSeasonOne episode TheHarvest
BUFFY: What exactly were you expecting?
XANDER: I don't know, something. I mean, the dead rose. We should at least have an assembly.
GILES: People have a tendency to rationalize what they can and forget what they can't.
BUFFY: Believe me, I've seen it happen.
WILLOW: Well, I'll never forget it, none of it.
GILES: Good! Next time you'll be prepared.
XANDER: Next time?
WILLOW: Next time is why?
GILES: We've prevented the Master from freeing himself and opening the Mouth of Hell. That's not to say he's going to stop trying. I'd say the fun is just beginning.
WILLOW: More vampires?
GILES: Not just vampires. The next threat we face may be something quite different.
BUFFY: I can hardly wait!
GILES: We're at the center of a mystical convergence here. We may, in fact, stand between the Earth and its total destruction.
BUFFY: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school!
XANDER: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. 'Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
WILLOW: Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
BUFFY: I was thinking of a more subtle approach, y'know, like excessive not studying.
GILES: (to himself) The Earth is doomed.
From BtvsSeasonSeven episode {{Chosen}}
BUFFY: So… what do you guys want to do tomorrow?
WILLOW: Nothing strenuous.
XANDER: Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.
GILES: I think we can do better than that.
BUFFY: I was thinking about shopping— as per usual.
WILLOW: There’s an Agnes B in the new mall!
XANDER: Good. I could use a few items.
GILES: Aren’t we going to discuss this? Save the world and go to the mall?
BUFFY: I’m having a wicked shoe craving.
XANDER: Aren’t you on the patch?
WILLOW: Those never work.
GILES: And here I am, invisible to the eye, not having any say…
(Xander, Buffy and Willow start to head off down the hall.)
XANDER: See, I need a new look. It’s this whole eye patch thing.
BUFFY: Oh! You could go with the full black secret agent look.
WILLOW: Or the puffy shirt, pirate-slash-poet feel. Sensitive yet manly…
XANDER: Now you’re getting a little renaissance fair on me.
BUFFY: It’s a fine line.
GILES: (to himself) The earth is definitely doomed.
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