Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered

It's Valentine's Day, and CordeliaChase Cordelia? decides to break up with XanderHarris Xander? because she's a laughing stock to her so-called friends. To make matters worse for poor Xander, the whole school seems to know she's dumped him.

Xander blackmails AmyMadison Amy? into casting a love spell on Cordelia. But the spell backfires - instead of making Cordelia fall head over heals in love with Xander, everyone 'but' Cordy wants to jump the X-man's bones! You name 'em, they have the hots for him: WillowRosenberg Willow?, Amy, JennyCalendar Jenny?, {{Drusilla}} - even BuffySummers Buffy? (until she's turned into a rat). Things go from bad to worse when an angry mob of girls battle each other for his affections - even Buffy's mum gets in on the act... Thankfully, RupertGiles Giles? and AmyMadison are able to reverse the spell and Cordelia eventually realises how superficial she's been. She decides she'll date whoever she wants to.

Air Quotes With Fingers

Cordelia (to HarmonyKendall Harmony?): "You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does, just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I'm way cooler than you are, 'cause I'm not a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? I'll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is."

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