The Scoobies are given eggs by their teacher, and told to treat it like a baby for three days. However, the eggs turn out to be demonic parasites that serve a Cthulhu like creature called the BezoarDemon Bezoar?. Oh, hick vampires Lyle and Tector {{Gorch}} come to town from Abilene Texas, in a mildly distracting subplot.

Stuff We Learned

  • Thick southern accents can be used by an actor wearing vampire teeth, but they really should refrain from doing it, at the risk of accidently piercing the tongue.
  • Xander & Cordelia have begun discreetly disappearing together into broom closets and the like to tongue wrestle, but are simultaneously compelled and repelled by each other.
  • Buffy once sat on a Chia Pet.
  • Xander's idea of child care involves scalding water and an egg timer.

Air Quotes With Fingers

Buffy (to Willow): "Like Angel and I are just helpless slaves to passion..."

Cordelia: "It's an egg, Buffy, it doesn't emote."

Xander (to Buffy): "I almost ate one of those things. I think I've fulfilled my gross out quota for the decade."

Buffy: "Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you."

Xander: "Cordelia! I don't wanna hurt ya. Some of the time."

People and Other Things

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